These are the video-game movies that could have been. These are the 10 I find the most interesting.
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Sly Cooper Thieves in Time
complete
Portal 2 CO-OP
Part 4: The Adventures Of Mr Chair!
Part 1: Two Monkeys with Portal Guns
Journey CO-OP
Complete
Part 1: Small Town Girls Living In A Lonely World
The Lion King
complete
Okami Boss Run
complete
Part 49: [Sayonara!] [Credits]
Part 48: [Ammy’s Last Stand!] [Yami]
Part 46: [I HAS RESOLVE!] [Yami]
Part 45: [More Boss Deja-vu] [True Orochi and Blight]
Part 44: [Boss Deja-Vu] [Boss Rematches: Ninetails, Crimson Helm and Spider Queen]
Part 43: [We’re On An…Ark] [Ark Of Yamato]
Part 42: [Clockwork Owls] [Lechku and Nechku]
Part 41: [More Cannons x_x] [Wawku Shrine/Lechku and Nechku]
Part 40: [Shiranui Kicking Ass!] [Wawku Shrine/Nechku]
Part 39: [Blizzard & Solar Flare] [Wawku Shrine]
Part 38: [ICE!!!] [Wawku Shrine]
Part 37: [Tei Can Battouga? 0_0] [Kusa 8 Rematch]
Part 36: [PIMP SWORD AWAAAAAAAAY!] [True Orochi]
Part 35: [Here We Go Again] [True Orochi]
Part 34: [Well There’s Your T Rating] [Nagi]
Part 33: [More Crappy Post Commentary] [N. Ryoshima + Ryoshima Bandit Spiders]
Part 32: [Bandit Spider Round-Up] [Kamui + N. Ryoshima Bandit Spiders]
Part 30: [NOT A DAMN POKEMON RIP-OFF!] [Ninetails]
Part 29: [Cheating Is Fun!] [Oni Island]
Part 28: [THUNDER CAT!] [Oni Island]
Part 27: [Hiya Tobi!] [Oni Island]
Part 26: [Mad Dash To Oni Island] [Oni Island]
Part 25: [Outfoxed Again!] [Evil Rao]
Part 24.5: [Flashlights With Cellophane] [Cutscenes n’Stuff]
Part 24: [AMMY’S NEKKID!!!] [Inside The Dragon + Tube Foxes]
Part 23: [Rambling On…*coughhack*] [Catcall Tower]
Part 22: Raggs [Down The Hatch] [Blight]
Part 21: [Smooooooooke On The Waaaaaaaaaaater] [Imperial Palace]
Part 20: [Ammy Gets Hammered] [Imperial Palace]
Part 19: [Creeps From The Deep] [Sunken Ship]
Part 18: [Little Ship Of Horrors] [Sunken Ship]
Part 17: [Ammy The Dragon Slayer] [Orochi]
Part 16: [Hideous Round Thing…ON FIYAH!] [Moon Cave/Orochi Intro]
Part 15: [Did I Ever Say How I Hate This Room?] [Moon Cave]
Part 14: [Fire It Up!] [Moon Cave]
Part 13: [THE FACE OF ULTIMATE EVIL!] [Calcified Cavern/Moon Cave]
Part 12: [What A Load Of Bull] [Crimson Helm]
Part 11: [Gone With The Galestorm] [Gale Shrine]
Part 10: [Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail] [Gale Shrine]
Part 9: [Holy Crap!] [Canine Warriors Gi and Jin]
Part 8: [Woo, Ginga Refs!] [Canine Warriors Tei & Chu]
Part 7: [8 AM Recording Sucks] [Waka Rematch]
Part 6: [First Boss Beatdown] [Spider Queen]
Part 4: [Straight To The Top] [Tsuta Ruins]
Part 3: [Kamikaze Rapist Fish] [Tsuta Ruins]
Part 2: [IT’S A HIDEOUS ROUND THING!] [Tsuta Ruins]
Part 1: [Return Of My Darn Cat] [Tao Master Waka]
Part 0.5: [Wow, I Uploaded Something!] [The Story So Far]
Spyro 2: Riptos Rage
complete
[Gulp and Ripto – NO DAMAGE, NO SUPERFLAME]
Part 50: Epic Dogfight Of DOOM…
Part 47: Madness At Cianwood Gym
Part 46: Fuck You Too, Murphy’s Law
Part 45: Two Fails To Rule Them All
Part 44: Raggs Plays Spyro 2: Ripto’s Rage [44] [Nothing To See Here]
Part 43: Cookie Monster On Crack…
Part 42: I Blame It On The Ponies
Part 38: The Professor Has No Logic
Part 37: Attack Of The Snail Creatures!
Part 36: Damn Hoverboard Races
Part 34: Bring It On, Cupcake!
Part 29: The Icebuilders Are CANADIAN
Part 28: Let’s Point And Laugh At Possk
Part 26: My Cat Killed Ratchet
Part 25: Ugh, Just Kill Me Now
Part 24: Let The Failure Begin!
Part 22: First Death…IN SCORCH!?
Part 19: [Just Not That Observant
Part 18: Dude Looks Like A Lady
Part 15: RAGE AGAINST MY MACHINE!!!
Part 14: [I’M PISSED OFF! OUT OF MY WAY!
Part 12: The Futile Seaweed Hunt
Part 11: Damn I Love Spyro Music
Part 10: Gasket-Blowing In 3…2…1…
Part 9: [There’s Havoc In Hurricos!
Part 8: Donna”tello vs Pink Ducks of DOOM!!!
Part 7: Whoot For Random Noises!
Part 6: IT’S HOCKEY NIGHT IN COLOSSUS!!!
Part 5: A Lesson In Fail With Possk
Part 4: Wait, I Think I Have It Now!
Part 3: ime For Contests…BIIIIIIIIIIIIING
Part 2: Gem Failure in Glimmer
Amnesia: The Dark Descent
Limbo
Earthshapers, lava, and one of the most frustrating challenges in the game. What fun. Time for some VENGEANCE!
In other news…IT’S FREEZING HERE!
In this video:
-Some gems in Magma Cone
-2 orbs in Magma Cone (both crystal popcorn games)
-Raaaaaage!
Recorded December 15th, 2009.
Yes, that’s right. It’s now 4 worlds in a row with gem failure.
ShadowSmiffDemon’s rant on WMG and stuff. She and the rant are made of win, so GO NOW!
In this video:
-All gems in Zephyr
(yes, that’s seriously all I accomplished)
You would think an anime fangirl would be used to this lol.
Ya, I’m talking more than usual in Zephyr. I’m trying to get my mind off of the level as well as rant about WMG. Seriously, it’s getting confusing. Feel free to vent or share opinions.
In this video:
-More gems in Zephyr
-All orbs in Zephyr (both Cowlek herding challenges and the R+…J challenge)
-WMG rambling
Recorded December 6th, 2009.
5 telemarketers in 10 minutes. Really now, is that necessary?
Zephyr was the winner for the votes, and like I promised, I did it right after Icy Speedway. Voting for #1 is useless, but it will remain open for 2nd (unlikely Magma Cone will be changed), 3rd, etc. People that voted for Zephyr can vote again for a different level if they want.
In this video:
-Some gems in Zephyr
-Telemarketer raaaaaaaaaaaaaaant
(ya, Zephyr is a long level. Can’t do too much in 10 minutes)
Recorded December 6th, 2009.
I blame my crappy memory in this video on the mindrapeness of Japanese Spyro 1’s camera.
EDIT: VOTING IS LOCKED FOR #1. VOTING FOR THE REMAINING ORDER IS STILL OPEN.
In this video:
-Skill point (time: 1:08.15)
-Got orb in Icy Speedway (parasailing with Hunter)
-SHAMELESS ADVERTISING FOR EXPLOIT1080 ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMJRv7… )
-All gems and orbs in Autumn Plains (long glide and behind the wall)
-An example of my lousy memory skills
Recorded November 15th, 2009.
MICROSOFT OWES ME A SKILL POINT! RAWR!
Sorry for the lag throughout the video (mostly at the end). Blame windows update x___x.
EDIT: VOTING HAS CLOSED FOR #1. VOTING FOR THE REST OF THE ORDER IS STILL OPEN.
In this video:
-Most gems in Autumn Plains
-All gems in Icy Speedway
-Hell of a lot of lag and computer-related rage
Recorded November 25, 2009.
If the Darwin Awards were in Avalar, these turtles would win it for sure.
Pop Quiz: What’s worse than ONE gem hunt in a video?
Meh, same audio issues here. I might turn down my mic since it’s annoying when I get loud and get that beat noise. I get very loud when I play video games sometimes lol.
In this video:
-ALL gems in Summer Forest (at long last)
-Backtrack to Sunny Beach
-More gasket-blowing
-Get two orbs (both parts of the suicidal turtle challenge)
-ALL gems in Sunny Beach (x___x)
Recorded November 15, 2009.
One down, two to go!
UPLOAD ATTEMPT #3! Of course part 13 gives me the most trouble. Ugh, I’m really having problems finding a good quality and volume *technology’s bitch*.
NOTE: You’re next, Audacity! Sooo, I did some testing. It seems like nothing is wrong with my recorder (still might get Fraps anyways. Might get it this weekend). What was causing cutscenes to be out of sync was AUDACITY (I saw that first cutscene about 8 times *sigh*). To solve the problem, I paused Audacity and things seemed to be ok. I turned it on about halfway though the first cutscene, but it caused more lag. To correct it, I edited the clip so it can match better (woo, knowing how to AMV has it’s advantages OUTSIDE of AMVs). It’s not perfect, but better than before. No real problems during the second and third cutscene.
In this video:
-Cutscene
-Defeating Crush
-Skill Point (defeating Crush without getting hit)
-Cutscene
-Entering Autumn Plains
-Learning how to climb
-Backtracking to Summer Forest
-Get orb (at the top of the ladder)
-More gem failure x____x
Recorded November 15, 2009.
