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THIS PARODY MASH-UP CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND SOME SPOILERS TO THE RATCHET AND CLANK GAMES. Without Clank, who else other than Ratchet will take a big part of the Cwazy Cinema videos? Important Note: I already had this done almost two months ago, but when I came to open the files this weekend, somehow all the video and audio content that were already imported in my Windows Movie Maker files were marked as X. This happened because I had the content saved in the F Drive before and I suppose someone changed it to the E Drive now. If anyone knows how to solve this difficulty, tell me through a Personal Message. Some scenes in the video may not have the same audio adjustings and some added text could have been tweaked more, but other than that, it’s still a well presented video. It took me months to think of some clever ideas to mash the clips up with audio clips I’ve never used (or used) before. For this episode, we have the following: Qwark doesn’t want Algorian Milk! The Plumber and Smuggler’s Kiddie Hour Zephyr is not amused Qwark is a mad Man… Skid’s Agent’s Car Auction Who touched Sasha? Cronk’s Animal Farm Song Vox’s new world is inedible Angela’s possessed rage to Alister’s giveaway of the Lombax secrets . Ratchet’s rocket boots Nefarious’ is addicted to spray paint at a man’s hotel Ace is an action figure! Buy Qwark’s book. An anonymous is peeing in the shower Mini Music Video Moment: You Leave Me Alone (DDR edit) sung by Venus Games: Ratchet and Clank Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal Ratchet Deadlock Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction Ratchet and Clank Future: Quest for Booty Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack in Time Program: Windows Movie Maker Recorded Cutscenes: ratchet-galaxy.com Future Text: ratchet-galaxy.com Honors: #106 — Top Favorited (Today) — Gaming — Canada #97 — Top Favorited (Today) — Gaming — Canada #101 — Top Favorited (Today) — Gaming — Canada
THIS PARODY MASH-UP CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND SOME SPOILERS TO THE RATCHET AND CLANK GAMES. I’m quite surprised to get this video up early than I have expected. But since there are a few parts that were done way before this and the 6th episode, I guess that could explain how I got the 7th video done so fast. Moving on, here’s who to see in the 7th episode of R&C Cwazy Cinema… Orvus the Broken Zoni Snoop DREKAS I see… finding friends 4 Ratchet through the net Nefarious does not like change Ratchet’s obsession with girls Rusty Pete’s commercial Qwark is so HAPPY! Fizzwidget killed Clank’s girlfriend Slag’s stabbing confession Qwark loves boobs DO THE NEFARIOUS CHICKEN! Qwark interviewing with a character from the comic book series Sigmund is not a vacuum cleaner Kentucky Fried Azimuth The Plumbers Big Fat Fanny And an ending that may p*ss off some viewers… Mini Music Video Moment: Metal Head sung by Diddy Kong feat. Robotic DK Donkey Kong Country TV Series Video Cameos: Jak 2 Kingdom Hearts 2 Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves True Grit (1969) Games: Ratchet and Clank Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal Ratchet Deadlock Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction Ratchet and Clank Future: Quest for Booty Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack in Time Ratchet and Clank All 4 One Program: Windows Movie Maker Recorded Cutscenes: ratchet-galaxy.com Future Text: ratchet-galaxy.com Honors: #52 – Top Favorited (Today) – Gaming – Canada #50 – Top Favorited (Today) – Gaming – Canada #51 – Top Favorited (Today) – Gaming – Canada #54 – Top Favorited (Today) – Gaming – Canada Enjoy! DISCLAIMER! THE USE OF ANY COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL IS USED UNDER THE GUIDELINES OF “FAIR USE” IN TITLE 17 § 107 OF THE UNITED STATES CODE. SUCH MATERIAL REMAINS THE COPYRIGHT OF THE ORIGINAL HOLDER AND IS USED HERE FOR THE PURPOSES OF EDUCATION, COMPARISON, AND CRITICISM ONLY. NO INFRINGEMENT OF COPYRIGHT IS INTENDED.
THIS PARODY MASH-UP CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND SOME SPOILERS TO THE RATCHET AND CLANK GAMES. Cwazy Cinema 6 has been delayed… XD Who am I kidding? That was the lamest joke I have ever said. Well, you asked for another Cwazy Cinema episode and here is the 6th installment of the mash-up series. Might not be as epic as the last one, but it’s still enjoyable to watch. With all the ideas I thought up for this one, I wanted to take some new approaches for this mash-up episode. The 6th episode contains the following segments… Orvus tells some funny jokes Ratchet loves Santa Claus Drek’s long fake name Qwark’s Spoon Battle Cry Alister teaches Ratchet, “the Portal of Time” President Phyronix loves Shrimp Ratchet can’t stop thinking about coffee What lies in Sigmund’s head… Lawrence gives you Indigestion Courtney Gears thinks Ratchet is cute… until he laughs Zephyr has fallen and cannot get up Ace Hardlight, Pet Detective Captain Slag celebrates his new body… with a pelvis thrust Big Al, Alister and Ratchet explain the rules of Risk Oh Banana… Ratchet thinks someone’s a jerk. But who? Vox tries to make an opening joke Skid wants Cognito to call him Goofy Qwark’s Closing Song Mini Music Video Moment: There’s actually no musical moment in this video… unless you count the song near the ending of the video (before the credits). Cameos: Nathan Drake (Uncharted) Beardless Abe Lincoln Moses (The Tenth Commandments) Games: Ratchet and Clank Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal Ratchet Deadlock Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction Ratchet and Clank Future: Quest for Booty Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack in Time Program: Windows Movie Maker Recorded Cutscenes: ratchet-galaxy.com Future Text: ratchet-galaxy.com Ratchet and Clank Fan-Art: TipsyMcBoozerton Honors: #59 – Top Favorited (Today)) – Gaming – Canada #58 – Top Favorited (Today)) – Gaming – Canada #36 – Top Favorited (Today)) – Gaming – Canada #34 – Top Favorited (Today)) – Gaming – Canada Enjoy! DISCLAIMER! THE USE OF ANY COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL IS USED UNDER THE GUIDELINES OF “FAIR USE” IN TITLE 17 § 107 OF THE UNITED STATES CODE. SUCH MATERIAL REMAINS THE COPYRIGHT OF THE ORIGINAL HOLDER AND IS USED HERE FOR THE PURPOSES OF EDUCATION, COMPARISON, AND CRITICISM ONLY. NO INFRINGEMENT OF COPYRIGHT IS INTENDED.
THIS PARODY MASH-UP CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE, SOME SPOILERS TO THE RATCHET AND CLANK SERIES AND THEMES THAT AREN’T SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES. The Cwazy Cinema series is still going and here is the fifth episode to prove that. This is going to be one cwazy video to watch folks. In episode 5… – Skid goes trippy with his shirt – Ratchet Got a Gadget! – Wild Teratropes on the loose – Big Al’s Roboshack and Gaming Superstore commercial – Snowball wants Smush Smush – Vorselon’s Ship = WHAT!?! – Talwyn wants to make out – Ratchet looked up Sasha’s skirt !?! – Qwark has your attention folks – Protopet is violating Billy! – Sigmund and Alister fights to the death! – Ratchet just said the Smuggler was swell – Speed Over Sigmund! – Clank and Alister don’t believe in Angela being a Lombax – Random Cartoon Yodelling! – Ratchet Got a Pair of Shoes! – Clank flushed the Plumber down the hole… Mini Music Video Moment: “Mr Pants” performed by : Scabs aka Dwayne’s band Home Movies Games: Ratchet and Clank Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal Ratchet Deadlock Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction Ratchet and Clank Future: Quest for Booty Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack in Time Program: Windows Movie Maker Recorded Cutscenes: ratchet-galaxy.com Future Text: ratchet-galaxy.com Lombax Text: ratchet-galaxy.com Honors: #67 – Top Favorited (Today)) – Gaming – Canada #53 – Top Favorited (Today)) – Gaming – Canada #47 – Top Favorited (Today)) – Gaming – Canada #40 – Top Favorited (Today)) – Gaming – Canada #44 – Top Favorited (Today)) – Gaming – Canada #48 – Top Favorited (Today)) – Gaming – Canada DISCLAIMER! THE USE OF ANY COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL IS USED UNDER THE GUIDELINES OF “FAIR USE” IN TITLE 17 § 107 OF THE UNITED STATES CODE. SUCH MATERIAL REMAINS THE COPYRIGHT OF THE ORIGINAL HOLDER AND IS USED HERE FOR THE PURPOSES OF EDUCATION, COMPARISON, AND CRITICISM ONLY. NO INFRINGEMENT OF COPYRIGHT IS INTENDED.
THIS PARODY MASH-UP CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND SOME SPOILERS TO THE RATCHET AND CLANK GAMES. Well folks. You’ve asked and even begged for a 4th Cwazy Cinema video and here it is. FINALLY! My apologies for making you guys wait for the 4th one to come out, but I was really occupied over the summer. Plus I also had many technical problems with this video, so there were reasons why the video was delayed so many times. Anywho, In episode 4… – Slim Cognito is Pregnant! – Luna Fails English – A Terachnoid loves his mother – Clank’s Obsession with Breasts – Angela’s love problem with Ace – Cronk and Al’s Intercourse duet – You killed Talwyn’s Mother! Wait, WHAT? – Alister’s cursing issues – Nefarious is a detective… who investigates breasts. – That Fongoid is a Wild Pig. – The Battleplex Ad. – Vox is a Bad Troll – A Terachnoid is going to save his girlfriend! – Ace shoots a sitting nerd – There’s the girl that Ratchet likes… – Billy Dies! – Ass Interrupt what Orvus has to say – You wanna save a Terachnoid’s girlfriend? Mini Music Video Moment: “Booty Boogie” performed by : Those Scurvy Kremlings Source: Donkey Kong Country (TV series) Games: Ratchet and Clank Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal Ratchet Deadlock Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction Ratchet and Clank Future: Quest for Booty Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack in Time Program: Windows Movie Maker Recorded Cutscenes: ratchet-galaxy.com Future Text: ratchet-galaxy.com Ratchet and Clank Fan-Art: Tara Cross & TipsyMcBoozerton Enjoy! Honors: #37 – Top Favorited (Today)) – Gaming – Canada #33 – Top Favorited (Today)) – Gaming – Canada #27 – Top Favorited (Today)) – Gaming – Canada #28 – Top Favorited (Today)) – Gaming – Canada #35 – Top Favorited (Today)) – Gaming – Canada #32 – Top Favorited (Today)) – Gaming – Canada #34 – Top Favorited (Today)) – Gaming – Canada DISCLAIMER! THE USE OF ANY COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL IS USED UNDER THE GUIDELINES OF “FAIR USE” IN TITLE 17 § 107 OF THE UNITED STATES CODE. SUCH MATERIAL REMAINS THE COPYRIGHT OF THE ORIGINAL HOLDER AND IS USED HERE FOR THE PURPOSES OF EDUCATION, COMPARISON, AND CRITICISM ONLY. NO INFRINGEMENT OF COPYRIGHT IS INTENDED.
That’s right folks! A sequel has finally arrived. 😀 Here is Ratchet and Clank’s Cwazy Cinema 2! In this episode we have: The Smuggler’s parrot is a Feathered F*g Penguins Can’t Fly! Vote 4 Drek! Allister maybe feel so blunt but he… Ratchet wanted to ripped Tawlyn’s head off and do what!?! Don’t press the Red button Thief! Stop playing with Drek’s bust Orvus’ story about a ugly person Qwark is Happy Sigmund is a robot V**ina Jackal! The Thief sense a familiar presence Ratchet becomes jealous at Clank’s fame Special Cameo: Roxas from Kingdom Hearts 2 Mini Music Video Moment: “Secret of Survival” performed by : The Weasels Source: Wind and the Willows Games: Ratchet and Clank Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal Ratchet Deadlock Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction Ratchet and Clank Future: Quest for Booty Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack in Time Program: Windows Movie Maker Recorded Cutscenes: ratchet-galaxy.com, filefront.com and gamespot.com Lombax Text: ratchet-galaxy.com If you guys are wondering if more Ratchet and Clank’s Cwazy Cinema videos are going to come up, your answer will be yes. In fact, I’ve started working on the intro for Cwazy Cinema 3. Enjoy! Honors: #94 – Top Favorited (Today) – Gaming – Canada #81 – Top Favorited (Today) – Gaming – Canada #80 – Top Favorited (Today) – Gaming – Canada #48 – Top Favorited (Today)) – Gaming – Canada #43 – Top Favorited (Today) – Gaming – Canada DISCLAIMER! THE USE OF ANY COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL IS USED UNDER THE GUIDELINES OF “FAIR USE” IN TITLE 17 § 107 OF THE UNITED STATES CODE. SUCH MATERIAL REMAINS THE COPYRIGHT OF THE ORIGINAL HOLDER AND IS USED HERE FOR THE PURPOSES OF EDUCATION, COMPARISON, AND CRITICISM ONLY. NO INFRINGEMENT OF COPYRIGHT IS INTENDED.
VIDEO CONTAINS SOME MAJOR SPOILERS FROM “A CRACK IN TIME” AND STRONG LANGUAGE Hey everyone, long time no see. Happy Really, REALLY, Belated New Year. It’s been months since the last time I’ve uploaded a video. It took so long to make something new because I was dealing with a lot of difficulties over the past few months. My old hardware had many viruses that I had to take the old hardware out. (Therefore, anything I was working on has been deleted). I also had other things I wanted to do so I took a hiatus of making videos for a bit. Right now, I have a new hardware for my computer. But, it’ll take me a while to do videos at this point because I don’t want to cause so many viruses on my computer plus I may had to find sources the hard way rather than relying on Limewire (which I won’t be using anymore). Okay moving on… I know people have enjoyed some of my fan-made spoof parody videos and here is one for Ratchet & Clank called “Ratchet and Clank’s Cwazy Cinema”. I think this fan-made spoof parody might have some potential compared to the other parody videos I’ve done. Some parts could of done better (I could of gone back to it, but Movie Maker would go off sync for some odd reasons. Plus Movie Maker acts a little bit differently than the one on my previous computer), but you would see some stuff that was really well put together. I don’t know if I will make a sequel off of this, but if I see that if a lot of people do like it, then there might be a chance that I might think of making a second R&C parody video. In this video, we have: Marklar! Rust Pete is the keeper of the cheese Cronk hates the Grunkalunkas! Finland! Captain Slag and his crew sings with a yo ho ho! Nefarious was Frozen Today! You promised the Plumber a dead body Orvus demands to “screw history!” Tawlyn with a deep voice Neffy pooped out a tape recorder? The Great Qwarky Poo Mini Music Video: “The Rose” Sung by the Griffin Family Games: Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction Ratchet and Clank Future: Quest for Booty Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack in Time Program: Windows Movie Maker Recorded Cutscenes: ratchet-galaxy.com Lombax Text: ratchet-galaxy.com Enjoy! Honors: #94 – Top Favorited (This Week) – Gaming – Canada #59 – Top Favorited (Today) – Gaming – Canada #50 – Top Favorited (Today) – Gaming – Canada #32 – Top Favorited (Today) – Gaming – Canada DISCLAIMER! THE USE OF ANY COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL IS USED UNDER THE GUIDELINES OF “FAIR USE” IN TITLE 17 § 107 OF THE UNITED STATES CODE. SUCH MATERIAL REMAINS THE COPYRIGHT OF THE ORIGINAL HOLDER AND IS USED HERE FOR THE PURPOSES OF EDUCATION, COMPARISON, AND CRITICISM ONLY. NO INFRINGEMENT OF COPYRIGHT IS INTENDED.
